1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:13,630 Stirrup! Braces stuck in the door. 2 00:00:13,630 --> 00:00:15,230 Someone read my will. 3 00:00:15,230 --> 00:00:16,800 I gave it my all for Waddles! 4 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,930 Say "ah", man. 5 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,800 Soos! You saved me! 6 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:25,240 Just do my job, man. 7 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:26,810 Until tomorrow. 8 00:00:26,810 --> 00:00:27,910 Bye, Soos! 9 00:00:27,910 --> 00:00:30,280 Night, Soos! 10 00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:33,780 Walking to my car... 11 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:35,480 Have you ever wondered what Soos did 12 00:00:35,490 --> 00:00:36,950 when he's not here at the Mystery Cottage? 13 00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:38,290 No./ Not really. 14 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:39,450 Never. 15 00:00:42,290 --> 00:00:43,660 O'clock! 16 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:45,060 Hit the leopard... 17 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,230 Ooh, hair polish is done. 18 00:00:47,230 --> 00:00:51,400 You're going to make another grandma in the bingo place is very envious. 19 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,670 Just a moment, son. 20 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:54,300 Look at this. 21 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:57,410 Your cousin Reggie is hosting wedding party next week. 22 00:00:57,410 --> 00:00:59,510 Wait, wait. Reggie getting married? 23 00:00:59,510 --> 00:01:01,680 But he's like The lousy version of Soos. 24 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,580 I don't want to pressure you, but... you're an adult now. 25 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:07,280 You can say that. It's time for you to find a boyfriend. 26 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:08,750 I want to see you have a family 27 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:11,420 Before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels. 28 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:12,720 And with grandfather! 29 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,420 No, he's not in heaven. 30 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:17,860 Please, find a girl to invited along to Reggie's wedding. 31 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,790 For grandma's sake. 32 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,360 Does not matter! 33 00:01:23,370 --> 00:01:26,270 I'm great at repairing, playing video games, 34 00:01:26,270 --> 00:01:27,570 has a kind of mustache. 35 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:29,600 I can definitely get it girlfriend of the week. 36 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:30,740 Certain. 37 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:32,710 Easy. 38 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:34,480 You're dead. 39 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,310 I'm dead. 40 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:14,700 Key Vigenere. 41 00:02:20,490 --> 00:02:22,320 Hello! 42 00:02:22,330 --> 00:02:25,690 Please don't let the face My scary old freak scares you! 43 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:27,060 Will you using that 5 cents 44 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:29,400 to get chunks gold from Old Goldie? 45 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,400 Look at this! 46 00:02:48,950 --> 00:02:50,890 OK, seriously, Mr. Pines, 47 00:02:50,890 --> 00:02:53,020 it's time throw that thing away. 48 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:55,790 His face reminded everyone about the inevitability of death. 49 00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:56,990 What? 50 00:02:56,990 --> 00:02:58,960 Sure, he was a bit rusty 51 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,960 but Old Goldie is the same interesting like me! 52 00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:04,470 Oh, kill him! 53 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:06,800 Kill him! 54 00:03:11,110 --> 00:03:12,770 Hah, a woman! 55 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:18,010 All right, Soos, you can do this. 56 00:03:18,010 --> 00:03:20,010 Use your mouth to say the words 57 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:21,920 who made romance happens. 58 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:24,850 Your face is nice. 59 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:26,350 I'm Soos! 60 00:03:32,030 --> 00:03:33,530 Soos? 61 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:34,630 What was that? 62 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:36,600 I-I think I'm flirting! 63 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,170 But I'm not sure. 64 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:40,030 Is there anyone say seduce? 65 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,770 Well, I promise to my grandmother 66 00:03:41,770 --> 00:03:43,400 I'll get girlfriend on the weekend. 67 00:03:43,410 --> 00:03:46,110 But I never really- actually dated before. 68 00:03:46,110 --> 00:03:48,110 You should be for me, "cannot be used" sign. 69 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:51,410 Finally, my prayers for opportunity 70 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:54,420 do season matchmaking This heat has been answered! 71 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:57,020 Soos, a little advice, you have to be rich. 72 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:59,120 Or pretend be rich. 73 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,890 Besides, I'm sure you are don't have a chance. 74 00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:03,190 Don't listen to Stan, bro. 75 00:04:03,190 --> 00:04:05,630 You're a good guy with a job stay and have a pick-up car. 76 00:04:05,630 --> 00:04:06,860 Do you want to date him? 77 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:09,130 Oh... look what it is... 78 00:04:09,130 --> 00:04:12,170 Soos, you've helped us a lot, It's time for us to help you, friend. 79 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:13,770 We will find you a girlfriend. 80 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:15,840 We'll take you to a place where romance lives 81 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,840 and dead dress style. 82 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,070 Heading to the mall! 83 00:04:21,110 --> 00:04:23,540 I'll look replacement for Old Goldie. 84 00:04:23,550 --> 00:04:25,180 Foster Soos while I'm gone. 85 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:28,050 All right, Soos, 86 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:31,990 you are ready to spread charm to girls who didn't expect this? 87 00:04:31,990 --> 00:04:34,820 Ah, but what if I... embarrass myself again? 88 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:37,020 Ah, you can't do more worse than Dipper. 89 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:38,030 Yes! 90 00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:39,090 Wait... what? 91 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,660 And.. flirt! 92 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:45,530 Eye contact! 93 00:04:45,540 --> 00:04:46,870 O! 94 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,540 I'm not afraid in your eyes! 95 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:50,390 I'll take a look! 96 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,540 Eye contact. 97 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:54,110 Conversation! 98 00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:57,110 You know, I have is in the body of a pig. 99 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:59,650 Did you know that pork Having trouble walking backwards? 100 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:00,850 You have no trouble backing off! 101 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:02,890 That doesn't mean I'm calling you a pig. Where are you going? 102 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:04,750 Self-confident! 103 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:09,060 So, you might girl, right? 104 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:10,220 Wrong? 105 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:12,130 No, I'm right. 106 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:14,830 Wrong? 107 00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:17,670 Throwing out trash 108 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:20,630 into the trash. 109 00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:23,900 Ah, don't look at me like that! 110 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:25,140 This is how it should be! 111 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:30,850 What... 112 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,520 What nightmare is this? 113 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,860 Why children like this? 114 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:45,590 Who's who want to be pranked? 115 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,100 Oh, yeah, that Will E. Badger. 116 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:50,260 He's part of Hoo-Ha and the Jamboree. 117 00:05:52,570 --> 00:05:53,700 That's Will E. Badger. 118 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:54,800 I love you, Will E. 119 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,940 Now, give it your money! 120 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,540 Take my money! Take it all! 121 00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:01,180 Oh! 122 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:04,250 Sir, I want to bought the badger. 123 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:05,950 You're crazy, old man! 124 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:07,980 Animatronics are young people's toys! 125 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,790 You can't handle it extreme life 126 00:06:10,790 --> 00:06:12,120 from a robot pizza manager. 127 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,590 Huh. 128 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:14,690 You're shocked! 129 00:06:15,860 --> 00:06:17,690 Hey, you, the one who threw up in the ball pool, 130 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:19,960 Gary will take care of that! 131 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,200 I'll take the badger! 132 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:25,000 Don't worry, Soos. 133 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,270 You will get suitable girl, 134 00:06:26,270 --> 00:06:28,570 you just need to stickier (trying). 135 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:33,040 Ah, what today could it be worse? 136 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,180 Oh, no, cousin Reggie! 137 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:38,010 Feel it, it's muscle. 138 00:06:38,010 --> 00:06:39,080 He can't see me like this. 139 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,250 I have to hide! 140 00:06:46,090 --> 00:06:47,050 There you go, Soos. 141 00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:49,160 A life full of loneliness. 142 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,930 Only you guys can love me... 143 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:53,360 Fighty Hogg, Dr. Punch Head MD. 144 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:56,130 Huh? 145 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:57,930 I never look at this one. 146 00:06:57,930 --> 00:07:00,600 "Increase capabilities your date virtually" 147 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,240 "9 out of 10 room occupants underground recommend." 148 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,210 This is perfect! 149 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:06,670 Well, I think you're better at it playing games rather than flirting. 150 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,710 Anything for help you, Soos! 151 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:11,180 I'm not sure you want to bought the game, sir. 152 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:13,180 The game is over returned 3 times. 153 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:16,320 And there are written notes "destroy it, whatever happens". 154 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,850 So, hi, there. How are you? 155 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:20,220 Like... Oh, he's dead! 156 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:22,120 We'll try our luck. 157 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:31,000 Wow, I can't wait Waiting for 2000. 158 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:33,900 Uh-- 159 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,000 Start! (start) 160 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:40,210 When the cherry blossom petals are on Romance Academy blooms... 161 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,180 apthad can occur. (anything can happen) 162 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:43,680 That's absolutely true. 163 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,780 Oh, hi. 164 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:47,250 My name is Giffany, 165 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:49,950 I'm a student at university school, 166 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:52,090 Will you help me? brought my book? 167 00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:54,220 I think choice number 2. 168 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:55,760 Click! 169 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,090 Ah. I messed it up. 170 00:07:57,090 --> 00:07:58,190 It's okay. 171 00:07:58,190 --> 00:07:59,860 Try again. 172 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:03,260 Wow! I learn. 173 00:08:03,270 --> 00:08:05,770 And the game makes it so it's fun. 174 00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:08,000 What do you want to talk about? 175 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,040 I prefer it clicking on your face. 176 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,910 You're so cute! 177 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,240 Wow, this game is amazing. 178 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,040 I don't understand why someone wants to throw it away. 179 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:19,450 And I'm sure you don't will ever throw me away, 180 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:20,980 new girlfriend. 181 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:21,980 Boyfriend? 182 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:23,280 Oh my, Giffany, 183 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:25,320 you as if really alive! 184 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,120 Yes, as if. 185 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:34,060 Wow, you have a good laugh. 186 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:38,170 You don't understand, Wendy. 187 00:08:38,170 --> 00:08:41,000 This animatronic badger sings, he dances. 188 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,040 It's the best attraction to earn money 189 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,310 but the man didn't want to sell it to me. 190 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:47,110 This is too stupid for me to care about. 191 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,910 Hey, have you seen Soos? 192 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:51,910 We should help match her today.- Yes! 193 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:55,850 I'm wearing my motivational sweater. I messed up that part. 194 00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:57,320 He didn't come in today. 195 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,390 This is the first time he didn't come to work. 196 00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:07,930 So that's the story my whole life. 197 00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:09,760 Now tell me something about you. 198 00:09:09,770 --> 00:09:11,030 Every time you praise me, 199 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:13,070 The twinkle in my eyes increased. 200 00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:14,740 Ah, you're beautiful. 201 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:16,300 And full of pixels. 202 00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:17,470 And very understanding. 203 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,210 Yes. 204 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:22,410 Uh, Soos. 205 00:09:22,410 --> 00:09:24,040 Oh, hey, guys, come on in. 206 00:09:24,050 --> 00:09:25,380 This game is amazing. 207 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:28,150 I make eye contact, go on a date, 208 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:31,850 and I haven't seen it sunlight for 13 hours. 209 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:36,060 Soos, maybe it's time to try that ability in real girls. 210 00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:37,860 But, I want to meet his parents! 211 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:41,160 His father is an octopus man. 212 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,770 We're back at the mall, man. 213 00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:46,200 You have to stop playing! 214 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,370 I'll meet you more later, Giffany. 215 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,500 I'll be back, I promise. 216 00:09:50,510 --> 00:09:52,770 Soos, you don't need to say it goodbye to him. 217 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:54,140 It's just a game! 218 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:56,210 Doesn't mean he is can go anywhere. 219 00:09:56,210 --> 00:10:00,310 Yeah, it doesn't matter I can go anywhere 220 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:07,120 Hello, 221 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,190 it's time to read Soos' diary. 222 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:12,490 Unlucky! 223 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,130 Where are the girls? 224 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:16,330 I'll look in women's bathroom! 225 00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:17,930 It's time for love, girls! 226 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:19,030 Get out there! 227 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,300 No time to wash your hands! 228 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:21,840 Get out of here. 229 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,040 It's time to date, date, date! 230 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,180 And... here comes the security guard. I'll take care of this. 231 00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:29,240 Stay here and practice with real girls. 232 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,380 These girls have so many dimensions. 233 00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:39,090 and there is no explanation menu. 234 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:40,850 Ah, my wallet. 235 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:41,860 Oh no! 236 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:43,190 Cancel! Cancel! 237 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:46,260 You can't cancel who you are. 238 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:52,330 Geez. This is the worst. 239 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:54,030 I wish I was home with... 240 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,370 Hi, Soos. 241 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:57,070 Giffany! 242 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,170 I'm so relieved to see you. 243 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,080 Although, a bit confused. 244 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,480 Oh, Soos, 245 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,550 I'm not an ordinary game! 246 00:11:04,550 --> 00:11:07,280 I'm special. 247 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:11,020 Programmers trying to erase me 248 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:13,290 So I have to delete them. 249 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:17,860 What are you do to them? 250 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:19,230 It's not important. 251 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:21,160 The important thing is... 252 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,600 You don't need to talk with a real girl again 253 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:28,900 You and I can together forever! 254 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,140 Wow, that's amazing! 255 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:31,210 It's a bit dangerous. 256 00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:32,570 But amazing! 257 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:34,210 So what do you want are you doing now? 258 00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:36,380 Whatever you want, Soos. 259 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:45,490 Please enter 50 cents to continue 260 00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:48,060 Oh my! 261 00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:50,560 Oh, I'm sorry. 262 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:54,330 Man, it's awesome to see a grown man like you riding a small train like that. 263 00:11:54,330 --> 00:11:56,350 You seem to really enjoy it. 264 00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:57,000 Huh? 265 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,100 Oh, yeah, I'm like, if it's fun, just do it. 266 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,100 Do you know? 267 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,270 Exactly right! 268 00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:04,240 Being an adult is worst thing. 269 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,740 Piercing meat, remember to pay bills. 270 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:08,680 I just want to ride small train all day. 271 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,910 At least you works at Meat Cute, 272 00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:13,180 extreme lunch meat is the food of the future. 273 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,520 I feel it too the same thing. 274 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:17,190 By the way, I'm Melody./ I'm Soos. 275 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:19,220 Let me tell you, if you... love robots for kids, 276 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:21,060 you should try the restaurant best of all time. 277 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:22,560 You mean... 278 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,690 Pizzamatronic Jamboree Hoo-Ha Owl. 279 00:12:24,690 --> 00:12:26,090 What? 280 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,230 Do you know the Hoo-Ha Owl? 281 00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:29,060 I love the place that was when I was little! 282 00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:31,000 Oh, yeah, bro, there is one in this mall! 283 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,400 I can show you to you sometime. 284 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,170 I'm free around 8 o'clock. 285 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,300 Boom. Finished. 286 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,500 Perfect. 287 00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:38,310 See you later. 288 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,410 What a good girl. 289 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:49,180 Well, back on the train small for these kids. 290 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,720 Soos! 291 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,190 We saw it all, Soos. That's amazing! 292 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:56,620 You talk to real girl. 293 00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:58,790 And you get a date!/ I can? 294 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:02,000 This is the best day in my life! 295 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,130 You're very skilled, you make eye contact. 296 00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,600 As if you already did this a million times before! 297 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,070 Do you understand? That game really works. 298 00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:11,540 You don't need it anymore. You can throw it away. 299 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,070 Throw it away? But I love Giffany! 300 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,450 He's good to me. He's easy to predict! 301 00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:21,080 Soos, can computer games go to Reggie's wedding to you? 302 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,450 Ah... 303 00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:25,320 Hey, Giffany, we have to talk. 304 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:29,120 Of course, I'm programmed to assume everything you say is interesting 305 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,900 Well, have you ever chosen between 2 things you like 306 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,560 but you don't know where which is better for you? 307 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,300 I mean, me think long term. 308 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,470 Maybe I should with someone who doesn't really 309 00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:40,770 beep-boop, you know. 310 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,400 I don't think you understand what are you saying, Soos 311 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,070 No one love you more than me 312 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:46,170 Girls out there will only mock you 313 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,610 You think so? 314 00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:49,010 I know so. 315 00:13:49,010 --> 00:13:50,580 Besides, we have an agreement. 316 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,010 You bought my game, you hold my book, 317 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,250 You are my girlfriend. 318 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,180 Now sit down! 319 00:13:56,190 --> 00:13:58,120 I don't think I like it your current behavior. 320 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,390 I won't let the girl someone else took you from me, Soos! 321 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:02,020 Giffany, calm down. 322 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,460 You're mine, Soos! 323 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:04,630 Stop. 324 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,300 Oh, that's getting tense. 325 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,530 I'm sorry, Giffany. 326 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:15,140 Maybe have a robot boyfriend damn it's not a good idea. 327 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:18,340 I'll take you back to the video store game after my date with Melody. 328 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:30,820 Hello, old friend. 329 00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:33,150 I have to be careful this time. 330 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,260 There are no more nights in Colombia. 331 00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:37,360 OK, Stan, this is weird even for yourself. 332 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,090 Do you want to talk? 333 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:41,260 You have nothing to say can change my mind, Wendy. 334 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:44,330 Sometimes, a man has to steal an animatronic badger. 335 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:47,070 To survive in the game this crazy thing called life. 336 00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:48,700 Or you can don't care about it. 337 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,170 This is a matter of principle. 338 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:52,570 No one can order Stan around Pines to exit the game. 339 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:54,340 Nobody... 340 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,540 I'll get it your orthopedic back pillow. 341 00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:58,710 Thank You! 342 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,180 You can do this, Soos. 343 00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:03,520 Remember what you were taught Your love crew to you! 344 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,790 How does he look?/ Great! 345 00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:08,120 What's the story?/ Interesting! 346 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:11,360 And who will pay dinner?/ Soos pays! 347 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,230 Now, go on a date! 348 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,860 They grow so fast. 349 00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:19,630 itchy feet, itchy feet. 350 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,840 Oh, hi, Soos./ Melody! 351 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:26,740 Are you ready to... date... with me? 352 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,340 Of course. 353 00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:35,250 Good show. Great warm up for them! 354 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,020 I hope I am can be like you. 355 00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:45,690 Wow, I feel like it eat bread at this time 356 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:50,770 One time I was very hungry, I... eating display bamboo at a Chinese restaurant. 357 00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:53,230 Like a big old panda. 358 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,240 You're so funny. 359 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,640 Well, you know, me just saying 360 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,840 whatever appeared inside... 361 00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:05,860 You stopped me? 362 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,550 Soos, are you okay?/ No, I'm fine. 363 00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:12,690 Everything is fine./ Are you sure? 364 00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:14,390 You gush a lot. 365 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,460 Uh, can you? are you just sitting? 366 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,660 I have to go to the bathroom for a long time. 367 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,600 Not deep strange meaning 368 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,230 Soos! What are you doing? 369 00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:27,600 I have a big problem, guys, I'm followed by Giffany. 370 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,670 Giffany? 371 00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,340 Or maybe it's called Jiffany. 372 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:31,540 I'm never sure. 373 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:33,240 Soos, calm down. 374 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,780 Giffany can't follow you because he's not real. 375 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,700 Trust someone's words that makes arcade games come to life. 376 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,250 This won't end well. 377 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:48,920 Don't worry, I'm sure he was trapped on the TV screen. 378 00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:53,830 Ah, a new challenger appears 379 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:54,930 be prepared to-- 380 00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:00,270 Yes, my goodness. 381 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,500 So hey! You want to move This date is in the forest... 382 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,540 ...stay away from electronics and people? 383 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,970 What? But the show is about to start! 384 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:18,990 Who wants to hear Hoo-Ha the owl! 385 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:26,760 Hello, friends, Hoo-Ha the owl is dead. 386 00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:32,630 The following song is for My eternal boyfriend, Soos. 387 00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:34,400 Soos, what happened? 388 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,640 No time to explain! We have to get out of here! 389 00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:43,240 The only way out, Soos, is in my arms. 390 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,840 Catch them! 391 00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:52,250 Finished! 392 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,690 Throw away the old new one coming! 393 00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:55,320 I feel unbeatable! 394 00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:57,420 Ah! 395 00:17:57,430 --> 00:17:58,960 What- What's- 396 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:03,300 Who wants to be pranked? 397 00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:07,500 Sorry, Soos. 398 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,900 But you can't run away from our relationship. 399 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,650 So about all this, 400 00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:22,280 I might have bought a simulator dating that has consciousness and goes crazy. 401 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,580 Oh, I'm crazy. 402 00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:26,420 Crazy about you, Soos. 403 00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:28,620 Ah! 404 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,290 Oh no. 405 00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:31,960 I'm sorry, Melody! I'll fix this! 406 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,630 I'm the one he wants. 407 00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,960 I'll distract him while Dipper and Mabel looked after you. 408 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,660 That's the only way. 409 00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:39,330 Soos, them just kids. 410 00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:41,640 The only way! 411 00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:44,370 Come here, Giffany! 412 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:45,440 Stop! 413 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:54,310 In count 3, we split up. 1.. 2.. 414 00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:58,820 Back off, you monster! 415 00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,420 Ah! 416 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:12,330 Yes, yes, beat him, Goldie, beat him up. 417 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,340 I'll eat your face is like pizza. 418 00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:34,420 I've cornered you, Soos. 419 00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:36,620 There's no way out. 420 00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:38,090 Please, let go my friends. 421 00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:40,390 I will do anything what you want. I promise. 422 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,430 I seem to remember someone promised 423 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:46,070 that he will be my girlfriend. 424 00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:49,000 Think about it, girl it's really hard to predict, 425 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,840 they judge you. 426 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,840 You think Melody will accept you 427 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,110 after this bad date? 428 00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:02,080 I can download your brain into the game with me. 429 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,580 And we will together forever. 430 00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:05,650 Ah! 431 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,020 Back off. 432 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:09,560 Come on, Soos. 433 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,030 Don't make me delete you, too. 434 00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:14,430 What do you think? 435 00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:17,930 I think, game it's over, Giffany! 436 00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:20,600 No! Wait! 437 00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:43,520 You did it! You beautiful old monster! 438 00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:44,930 You did it! 439 00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:46,860 How about you and I going to town? 440 00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:49,530 These parents going to Vegas! 441 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:56,040 Sorry about all this. 442 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,040 As I remember this place is more fun when I was little. 443 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,610 Believe it or not, I have have had worse dates. 444 00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:02,610 Is it true? 445 00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:03,880 Never date with a magician. 446 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,180 Ew! Why would I want to? 447 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,110 Oh hey, might you be interested 448 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,780 to come to the wedding my cousin this week? 449 00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:13,590 I promise not there will be a badger robot. 450 00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:15,860 Yes, I'm still on this city this week. 451 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:17,490 Still in this city? 452 00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:19,630 I'm going back to my house in Portland is a few weeks away. 453 00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:21,960 But we can do it video chat, is that okay? 454 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,530 Relationship with the only girl can I see it on my computer? 455 00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:27,970 Sounds perfect. 456 00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:31,240 spirit of love, we did it. 457 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,010 Yes, yes, I am very happy. 458 00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:36,140 Are you following us all day? 459 00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:38,610 Soos' life is my soap opera. 460 00:21:41,150 --> 00:21:42,180 Cash! 461 00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:43,520 Cash. 462 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,620 In the car with the girls. 463 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:50,060 Going too fast there's money in my glass. 464 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,860 Cash. 465 00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:53,090 Take money. 466 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:55,100 You can't stop the party. 467 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,660 Cash. 468 00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:58,870 We are old but awesome. 469 00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:01,270 We are getting married 470 00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:03,870 That's a great idea. 471 00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:07,040 Who are you to judge? 472 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,040 This is a mistake./ What?